1. Refer to EVERY soft drink as a Coke
2. When they talk nostalgically about the
North, tell them Delta is ready when they are.
3. Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak
more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.
4. Take your own sweet time
5. Always order sweet tea and/or grits.
When they don't have it, raise a ruckus!
6. Offer to send up a bottle of fresh
air.
7. Talk loudly and often about SEC
football and ACC basketball
8. Insist on being addressed by your
first AND middle name. ( For example: Lisa Marie - John Michael - Jim
Bob )
9. Frequently bring up "The War of
Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words
"Civil War" Always interject that "there weren't nothing
Civil about it."
10. Address all males as "son"
and women as "little lady."
11. Everyone you see eating Yankee Food
like cream of wheat or clam chowder say "yoo weeee!! That ain't fit
to eat!"
12. Tell em we use to have a lot of
prostitutes in the south but the Yankees came down and married them all.
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