The words composed by
Jeannine Lehman (all rights reserved) to the tune of Paul Henning's Ballad of Jed Clampet, theme song of the Beverly Hillbillies originally performed by Flat and Scruggs for the TV classic.Let me tell you a story of two red neck guys
from lower Alabama, neither one was quite the prize.
While one came from money, the other one did not.
To win a big State Lottery, that is what he sought.
He didn't, but his daddy did. Big daddy! Big bucks!
With a fist full of dollars, they went hunten fer some fun.
Looked around south LA and couldn't find em none.
So theys took up dat scuba stuff, and that was pretty cool
Then they decided to build themseves a big dive shop and pool.
In New Jerk City that is. Big Apple! Big buildings! Big pockets!
In an old gas station our heroes Bubba and Clem
Planned to build themseves a scuba emporium
but they couldn't get their zoning so they were soon on the move -
They decided that in Atlanta theyed be in de groove.
Southern bells! Bar B Q!
Varsity Drive Inn chile dogs!
Now back in Southern land our red necks do quite well.
They own a huge scuba store and every brand they sell.
They even have their own web place - its really quite a bomb.
Reach em now at
www.bubbaandclem.comBrowse a while. Buy sumthen. End your day with smile.