Bubba and Clem Do Punta Sur

Bubba and Clem arrange a dive to Punta Sur, one of the best dives in Cozumel. They was so excited. They are going to do "the devil's throat".

All of their high tech dive equipment is finally going to help make this dive sumpthing to 'member.

The Devol's Throat is a cavern, or is it a cave, since you do loose surface light? We will have to contact that nice cave divn lady from New York City the boys meet on AOL and at breakfast and ax her. She will no fer soure. She is not only full of brains but she b prettie and rights posts on AOL reel good..

Well no mater which it is Clem is gonna run a safety line through the traverse. They got that super duper little blue reel thang from that dive shop up in LA and they are gonna use it. They did practice with it in Uncle Fester's cow pasture. That was so that they would be gooder at it when thed doved in the devils throat. Bubba was toting the reel and he slipped on sumthing laying in the pasture and it got on his britches and in the reel. He ambled over to the flag pond and washed up. He gived the reel to Clem and he tied it to a big ole oak tree and then walked over to a nother tree and warped it around the en too. He was so proud of hisself that he yelled to Bubba to come and take a look see. Well he hollering spooked up them cows and they took to running. Well they runed right into the rope that Clem had laid out. Needless to say it ruined the rope and them cows flung the reel out of Clems hand and a bunch of them tromped on it. Well the boys would have to go back to that thar LA dive shop and fetch a nother em. But they learned not to practice around cows.

Well now the boys and of course the gal in the yeller bikini string thang are on the boat all suited up and ready to splash down. Remember, and dis is impotent, that Bubba and Clem are pros by now. Heck it only taked them 47.23 min to strap in dis time, a world record. Clem thanks dat the yeller bikini string thang gal has took a shine to him . He wonders if that is the only bathing costume she owns?

Bubba and Clem have talked the bikini gal into diving with them on dis dive cause they de experts and she don't no nuthing about them reel thangs. She just doggone looks good in her yeller bikini string thang.

They all splash in and the group of 74 divers follow the guides over the reef and down in a dark hole and disappear. This gets the boys thanking and they figer its the Devil's Throat. Bubba goes first follered by the string queen then Clem.

Bubba hitches up the rope from the reel to a big ole coral head, heck is is scared and he wraps about 43 feet or is it meters around the coral so it won't never come alose. He starts carefully swimming into the hole. Yeller string queen is scared to death so she holds back to be closer to Clem as they ease on into the abyss.

Bubba has done hisself proud running the rope into the hole. He is happy that they ain't no cows here or none of their leavings.

Clem and the yeller bikini string queen are heading on down into the hole when Clem's long legs kick the roof of the tunnel knocking down all kind of stuff. He decides to be more careful and has no more trouble till he sees light at the other end. In his excitement he kicks again real hard and as his supper steel reinforced fin hits the roof it gets stuck in a slit in the tunnel. Clem is stuck hard. Yeller bikini string thang queen is unaware of this and swims on out into the blue pristine ocean happy as a tick on a hound dogs rear. Her and Bubba hug underwater and follow the others along with the current flow which is running reel hard and swift today.

In his infinite wisdom, Bubba 'members the cave reel and rope and turns round to go fetch em. Well the current is howling and it peels his mask right clean off his pumpkin head. He looses the mask but he be traned reel good so he don't panic he reaches into one of his pouches to get his first spare mask (he has 4). After moving around the PBJ sandwich, which he offers to yeller bikini thang queen, he finds the mask. He members his training to always

defog the mask before wearing it so he reached into a nother pouch and extracts the defog potion. He puts two drops on the lensa and sloshes it round and put the mask on his head and blows out the water. He is so proud of his training and having all that spare stuff with him. And he figers he got big points with the yeller bikini string queen fer givn her his PBJ sandwitch. Bet nobody ever gived her one on a dive before.

Bubba wonders why the visibility got so poor, it was like back in high school trying to look out the side winder of his pop's 1941 DeSoto when he and Sally May Turpentine was kissen in the back seat.

Well he noed that he had to fetch that reel and then a light goes on in his simple mind that Clem ain't there.Trouble in paradise now...

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