Bubba and Clem Set Up in Atlanta

Bubba and Clem hit the jackpot in finding a perfect location fer their Dive Emporium and Gas Station. Its an old 7-11 store building right off of the interstate highway.

They dicker on price with the owner, a feller spending 20 years in the big house in Atlanta fer selling a different kind of Coke in the 7-11. They settle on $1,650,000 and the deal is done. Heck, Bubba is so happy that the walk in coolers are still there, he can refrigerate his Skoll and Schlitz beers and a jar of that there new fangled ice cream from Len and Sherry's - Axle Greece with Guava.

There is room to dig a cement pond and have a hog roasting pit and a parken lot big enough fet the bus and 20 pickemup trucks for the customers.

The boys meet with the Dacor, SeaQuest, USD, Mares, TUSA, Apollo reps. Them salesmen try to con Bubba and Clem into buying everything thinking they was dumb as dirt. Don't forget Clem graduated 6th grade and got him a GED diploma. Heck, he is gonna start the University of Georgia up the road in Athens town reel soon. He had heered anybody can graduate froim that place.

The boys don't like the Dacor stuff, hasn't changed in several years. They buy SeaQuest, Mares, and Apollo stuff. They figger they will be going to the DEMA show way down in New Horleans soon to get em all the other stuff. They have heered that that is a reel fun place to go even hasd a road named whiskey street.

They set up the inside of the sto with slat wall and nice custom made fixtures. They paint it up reel good put in cool carpet. They buy themselves a RC Coke Cola machine and a Moon Pie dispenser for the customers. They got all kinds of chrome plated shinny thangs to hang stuff on and even got a couple of them plastic girls to dress up in dive stuff.

They ambled into town an bought em up a vancy computer to use as a cash register. They even got em a bunch oof them dics to put in it. The man at the store, funny looking feller with a chicken neck and a big nose and thick glasses. Bubba thought ifen that feller looked into the sun wid them glasses on, hed burn a hole clean through his noggin. Clem hoped he didn't pick that snout in front of Bubba, might make him sick. Anyhows, that funny looking feller with the chicken neck gived our boys an AOL disc to hook up. They was reel happy 'bout that.

They be wanting one of them web places, even though Clem be alergec to spiders. They make him swell up tight and burp. They heard of some folks on AOL dat make them web places. Theys wondering how to find em? They want to have pitchers of all the stuff they sell and pitchers of they trips too. Clem figgers they need a modle or three for the web thang. He is gonna call up that cute yankee gal in the yeller bikini string thang and get he on down.

Who else can they get? ( Hint: the boys need yur hep now )

They member that a reel nice woman has a web maken place in Duluth, just outside Atlanta. They found her on AOL. Her screene name was a Bunchof Fins or sumthin like dat. They set up a meet with her at the Varsity. They was gonna spring fer her supper too. Even though them chili dogs give Bubba the gas.

Well they meet and low and behold they find out that this pretty gal used to live up in New Jerk City. Seems the boys can't get away from there. But she is nice and don't act like a yankee. They do a deal and she gets to work on settn up a web thang.

First thang she gotta do is register up a name for the place. The boys are plane stuck now. Bubba had 11 of them chili dogs and Clem had 7. They need em a nap. They gonna ask their friends for hep in naming the web place. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

To be continued.... maybe

Bubba and Clem stories copyright FDU, Inc., 1998