Customer Service…With A Smile Or Is It A Grimace

Don't nuthin aggravate ole Bubba worser than some smart alec sales person at a bidness.

Just yesterday he had to go get a hold of him some prescription medicine from the drug store. Well, all you'alls no that there ain't no more reel drug stores nomore, them giant chains done took over and put em out od bidness.

Well Bubba goes up to the drug counter to fetch hissen pills and a young woman with reel bad acne, she looks like her head done flamed up and her brother put it our wid an ice pick, comes to wait on him. No "good to see you", or "may I help you" comes from her. She stands there and smirks. Bubba axes her for the pills and she goes and looks for em in one of them blue plastic bins. She comes back after a spell and says with a leer, that there ain'tst no pills for him. Bubba tells her graciously that he brung in the prescription yesterday and was telled it be ready this morning. Its half till three in the afternoon now. She kinda yells at Bubba saying tough it ain't there. Does she expect Bubba, dumb as he is, to ever come in that store again? Problem is she doesn't care.

Bubba and Clem's Dive Emporium and Gas Station shore don't treat nobody like that. No sir ree. There be a sign, hand writ, on the wall when you come what says "the custromer be always right, even whenst they be rong".

Bubba and Clem is both very conscious about customer service. They had a lady come in the store one day and she boughted a new SeaQuest BC that were yeller. She went on a two week vacation and used it everst day. When she come home, she had changed her mind, something a lady never does, and she telled Bubba she wanted a blue one not a yeller one. She was ready fer an argument and it nearlyest droped her in her tracks when Bubba said did she want him to mount the accessories on her new blue XS SeaQuest Diva QD? See, she come from New Jerk City a few years ago and still ( they don't never get that "yankee" warshed off ) had that major league yankee mind-set. She were ready for a fight, she huffed up like a Bantam rooster and Bubba made everything right for her. Turns out she referred about 25 of her rich friends to Bubba and Clem's Dive Emporium and Gas Station. Moral of the story - treat people like you would want to be treated and everybody will be happy. And yo mamma won't whip your butt.

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