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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A
Arn - An Iron, to get rinkles out of britches
Asphalt - When ya fall and hurts yous rear
end
Axed - Asked
Ahh-ight - OK
Armadillo - Possum on the half shell
Attention K Mart Shoppers - Alabama State
slogan
Almos - Almost
Anomaly - I normaly, as in anomaly drank RC's
Anar - An hour, as in my truk will go 100
miles anar
B
Bama - Alabama
Bambulance - Ambulance
Britches - Pants
Bathin Trunks - Swim suit, can be boys or
gulls
Burnt - Burned
Brung - Brought or fetched
Bot - A boat
Boat - A hole in the water in which yous pour
money
Beehamas - Bahamas
Baasten - Boston, a yankee town
Bone yard - A cemetery
Both kinds of music - Country AND Western
Broke - 1 ain't got no money 2 broken
Biloxi Bacon - Mullet, a reel good kinda fish
Biled - Boiled, as in eggs
Bald - Boiled also
Balmer - Baltimore, MD
Bidness - Business
Bob War - Barb wire, as in a fence
Bum - A bomb
Butter milk - Rotted milk that tastes reel
good
Bar - Bear
Buick - One of the thangs you holler whens
you is throwing up
Bondo - The color of your uncle Dwayne's car
Bar Code - The fighting rules down at the
local tavern
Bidet - A device to wash yous feets in
Bone Bender - A chiropracter
Butt Ugly - Ruint
Bleeve - Believe
Bottle - Battle
Bucks - Books
Bahs - Boss
C
Chillen - Children
California - A state full of weirdoes
Come up a Cloud - To rain
Case nickel - A nickel
Cement Pond - Swimming pool
Coal - A Cold
Coat House - Court House
Coat - Court
County Seat - Where that county's Coat House
is
Cypher - Math or to figger out
Cecketary - Secretary
Civil War - What yankees call the War Between
the States
Comminist - Communist
Cracked conch - Fried hunks of conch meat
Chowder - Soup
Churt - Dirt
Chaw- What you chew, as in chewing tobacco
Confederate Flag - National flag
Cuz - 1 because 2 cousin
Courting - Dating
Carten - Carton
Cow Pie - Sumthing you step in out in a
pasture
Cept - Except
Chick - Check
Cotton - A box or carton
Cauterize - Caught her eyes
D
DIR - Dumb Ignorant Redneck
Daints - Dance
Dawg - 1 sumone who goes to the University of
Georgia 2 a dog
Durt - Dirt
Drount - Past tense of Drown
Do da - Do the buss stop here?
Do do - Guess?
Deppity - Deputy, as in Deputy Sheriff
Dixie - The National Anthem
Duct Tape - One of the 7 wonders of the world
Dwayne - Both of your brothers name
Dem - Them
Doan - Don't
Dey - They
Dese - These
Damn yankee - A yankee what come South and
won't leave
Ditty - Daddy
Did - Dead
E
Egnrant - Ignorant - sumbody what don't know
all these here words
Elephant drink - When you put peanuts in a
bottle of Coke A Colar
Ethyl - Gasoline
Engineer - A feller what drives a train
Empress - Impress
E-I-E-I-O - The vowels
ER - ET's cousin
Egg McNuthin - An Egg McMuffin, a fine
breakfast food
Et - Eat or ate
Enuf - Enough
Ear - Air
F
Florida - A place to dive at
Fetch - Carry
Ferren - Not from the South
Feller - A fellow
Frncie - Fancy
Fraud - Fried, as in chicken
French Riviera - A ferren car
Federal Green - US money, folding kind
Fod - A car or better yet a truk
Flat end of a boat - Stern
Fanger - Finger, as in he pointed with his
finger
Fard - Fired
Fixen - 1 what goes wit Thanksgiving dinner 2
goin to, as in I am fixing to get up
Flo - Floor
Flr - Flower
Flar - Flower
Farn - Foreign
Frade - Afrade
Frazin - Freezing
Figger - Figure, as in figure out how to swim
Family Reunion - A place to get a date
Fifth Grade - The best 3 years of your life
Frum - From, as in I am frum East Point
Floss water - Fly swatter
Fussed - First, as in its my fussed time to
see that picture show
Ford - Forward
Farn - Foreign, as in he must be farn, he
from New Jerk city
Far - Fire
G
Georgia - Where God lives
Gas - 1- what ya breath 2- what Bubba leaves
after a meal 3 what makes the truk run like Texaco
Gull - Opposite of a Boy
Git - Get, as in get a note from daddy to
miss 3rd grade
Gater - Alligator or sumbody from the
University of Florida
Grudge - Garage
Greens - Green colored vegetables what ya eat
Glad Rags - Yous good clothes
Gummit - Government
Guzinta - Division, 4 goes into 20 five times
Georgia Ice Cream - Grits
Goal - Gold
Guam - Sumthang you step in in a chicken yard
Granny - Your grandma
Grammer - Your grandma's other name
Gun Control - Being able to hit the target
Genitalia - An Italian airline
Groan - Grown
Grudge - Garage
H
Hissen - Belonging to him
Herren - Belonging to her
Hard Road - Highway or any paved road
Hypertext - Words what can't stay still
Haller - Hollow
Holler - Yell, as your granny's gonna holler
at you
Hot - Heart
Haze - He is
Hominy - How many?
Half S U - FSU - Florida State University
Howscum - How come?
Hep - Help
Haint - Ghost
Hoer - Sumbody that hoes, as in she gonna hoe
the pees
Hos - Horse
Hiwaya - Hawaii
Heaven - The South
Horney - Got horns on it, as that deer sure
is horney
Hail - Hell, as in go to hail
Higher math - Being able to count over 10
Hot Tub - A stolen bathroom device
Heah - Here
Herass - Sumthing you don't talk about in
public
Haze - He is, as in Haze sur ignert
Herbal - Horrible
Hominy - How many
Heavy dew - Have you do, as in can I heavy
dew me a fovor
I
Ignert - Dumb
I - 1 whats ya see out of 2 me
Innernet - 1 internet 2 net inside another
net
Impa Tickler - In particular
Injun - Indian
Ice - Your backside
Impeller - A Chevy, as in my friend dun
bought him a new Impala
Igle - Eagle
J
Jawjuh - Georgia
Jaws - A fish what bites hard
Jukejoint - A place to eat what has got music
Joint - A place to eat
Jack Daniels - Listed in Who's Who
Ju here - Did you hear
K
Kin - Kinfolk - Relatives
Kurant - 1 swift water 2 sum kinda fruit,
probably yankees ate it
Kage - What you put a monkey in
Krystal - Little square hamburger that taste
so good but give ya the gas
Kold - Cold
Kool - Cool
Korn - Corn, as in corn bread
Komputer - A machine whats smarter than you
Kumpney - 1 guests 2 a bidness
Kow - Cow
Ketch - 1 catch 2 sum kinda sail boat
Kudzu - The Georgia State Tree
Kilt - Past tense of killed
L
LA - Lower Alabama, not sum place in
California
Lydia Pinkum - A home remedy
Left side of a boat - Port
Lease - Least, as in that the least I can do
Lilac - Lie like, as in he lies like a
thieving yankee dawg
Lore - Lower, as in lower the anchor into the
water
Lowered - Lord, as in Lord bless ourn supper
or the Lord's Prayer
Lectricty - Electricity
Lanta - Atlanta
Lot - Light
Lernt - Learned
Liberry - Library
Loading the dishwasher - Getting your
wife/girlfriend drunk
LA - Lower Alabama
Low Class - Making change in the church
collection plate
Layman - Lemon
Loom num - Aluminum
M
Mark - Your "X" - to sign your name
Mare - The Mayor of a town
Markins - American citizens
Maudlin - Modeling, as in Betsy done some
modeling in the Sears catalog
Mayter - A tomato
Mill - Meal, as in Bubba don't miss too many
mills
Mo Ta - More tea, sir?
Mass - Mice
Momeback - Come on back
Mouse - 1 a little rat 2 how you slide around
a komputer screen
Mo - More
More - What ya cut the grass with, as in lawn
mower
Meals On Wheels - Roadkill
Mud Rasslin - An Olympic event
Milkin - Milking
Menny - Many, as in how menny chilen do ya
got?
Maudlin - Modeling, as in Thelma done sum
maudlin fer the Sears catalog
Merlin - Maryland
Mazin Grass - Amazing Grace, the song
Moeblome - A Trailer or mobile home
Munts - Months, as on a calender
N
North - The wrong direction
Narry - Not, as in I don't have narry a one
Naught - A zero
New Jerk City - New York City - a place
mothers tell theys chillen to never go
Nekked - Ain't got no britches on
New-Q-lar - Nuclear, as in an aircraft
carrier
Nawlens - New Orleans
NASCAR - Nice car, as in that sure is a nice
car you got
Nader - Tornado
Nutin - Nothing
Nex - Next
O
Oral - Oil
Onlyest - Only
Osborne - I was born, as in I was born in
Atlanta, Jawjah
Out House - A bathroom in the yard
Off - A fine smelling after shave
OJ Trail - A taste test betwenst Tropicana
and Sunkist
Over Chere - Over here
Ourn - Our
Overneath - Whatevers over your head, as in
the roof is overneath ya
P
Poke - A sack to fetch sumthin in
Possum - 1 an opossum 2 the other white meat
PADY - PADI - Professional Association of
Dive Instructors
PADI - Put Another Dollar In
Piller - What you puts yourn head on to sleep
Poet - To pour sumthang
Purdy - Pretty
Parmor - A powered lawnmower
Pickemup Truk - A pickup truck
Pointed end of a boat - Bow
Pallet - A pilot
Par - Power, as in electricity
Pegs - Pigs
Prior - A prayer
Pank - Pink
Pop - 1 your daddy 2 what yankees call Coke A
Coler
Pappy - Your daddy's other name
Pudden - Pudding
Phrasin - Freezing
Pawnt - Point
ParPawnt - Power Point
Primary Colors - John Deer Green, Ford Blue
and Primer Gray
Punkin - Pumpkin, as in pumpkin pie
Pitza- Pizza
Pole Cat - Skunk
Ponder - Think about, Clem is gonna ponder on
the feetball game
Pert'near - Almost, the tornader, pert'near
wiped out the trailer park
Pie Anna - Piano
Q
Quackapracter - A bone bender - Chiropractor
R
RC Coke A Coler - An RC Cola drink
Ruint - Ruined
Rat Chere - Right here
Rinkle - Wrinkle
Reck - Wreck
Rastaferian - Fellers with ruint hair
Rite - Write
Rited - Past tense of rite
ROM - Where the Pope lives
Rong - Wrong, opposite of right
Rauel - What yous say when puking out loud
Ralph - Rauel's cousin
Rauel Rafael Ralph Buick - When yous deathly
sick from puking
Right side of a boat - Starboard
Raffle - Rifle
Rasin - Reason
Retard - Retired
Red - What you did to a book
Roon - Ruin
Razorback - 1 someone from Arkansas 2 - a
wild boar hog
Reel - 1 real 2 what you catch fish with
Red neck - Sumbody that talks funny and lives
in the South
Rum - Room, as in you got any rums?
Rah Cheer - Right here
Robert E Lee - 16 President of the United
States
Roe v Wade - A decision to make when crossing
the creek
Rasslin - Wrestling and it taint fake!
Reel Dumb - Can't pass a urine test
Red Neck Rivera - Florida panhandle also
called LA fer Lower Alabama
Rut - Root
Ranch - Wrench
S
Southerenses - The way what God talks and She
does it reel good
SCUBA - Sum Come Up Barely Alive
South - 1the only direction to go 2 where God
lives
Stock Tip - Advise on worming your goats
Skeered - Scared
Sorysota - A town in Florida - Sarasota
Sor - A sore
Sumbody - Someone
Sumbirch - we can't tell ya this one
Sparken - Kissing
Skivies - Underbritches, can be boys or gulls
Sumthang - Something
Sumin - Something
Sumthin - Something
Supper - The night time meal that yankees
call dinner
Skul Orchard - A cemetery
Sunday go to meeting - Yous best set of
cloths
Salary - A green vegetable - Celery
Seed - Past tense of see, as in Bubba seed
Clem this morning
Sensuous - Since you is, as since you is up,
fetch me sum supper
Shauer - Shower
Shine - 1 moonshine 2 likes a bunch, as in he
took a shine to that new gun
Sue - A lawsuit, as in Billy Bob done gonna
sue Sue Ellen fer steelin hissen car
Shine to - Like, as in Bubba took a shine to that cheeseburger
Sparkey - A lectrician
Sweet on - Really likes, as in Bubba is sweet
on Mary Beth Whitmore
Seller - Cellar or the basement
Sop - What you do with a biscuit to gravy
Sweet Tater - Sweet potato
Swamp cabbage - Part of a palm tree that you
eat
Splain - 1 explain sumthang 2 a part of yous
innards
Shurf - Sheriff
Spearmit - Experiment
Sploded - Exploded
Sub Division - Sum kinda higher math
Seven Course Meal - A bucket of KFC and a six
pack of Miller beer
Serial - One of the major food groups
Serial Port - A red wine you have with
breakfast
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the
Year
Scuse - Excuse
Sumkinda - Some kind of
Spatial - Special
Sudden - Southern
Skews - Excuse
Surp - Syrup
Skwurl - Squirrel
T
Truk - 1 a truck 2 a place to scuba dive on
recks out in Micronesia
Thang - Thing
Tree Rat - Squirrel
Tire - A tower
Tar - A tire
Tarred - Tired
Tunna Mint - Tournament, as in a bowling
tournament
Tamper - Tampa, a city in Florida
Tater - Potato
Taranada - Tornado
Tornader - Also tornado
Trailer - Mobile Home, where rich folks live
Taking out the trash - Taking your in laws to
a drive in picture show
Turtleneck - The key item in soup
Tink - Think
Tank - Thank
Tird - Tired
Taint - Isn't
Tensy - Tennessee
Thank - Think
Thrit - Threat
Thud - Third
Tubafor - a 2 x 4, lumber
U
Use - Yours
Underbritches - Skivies - Underpants, both
boys and gulls
Urup - Europe
Urine - Yours
Uart - You ought , as in you ought to listen
to the preacher man
Up Chuck - Vomit or throw up
Uga - The name of the University of Jawjah
bulldog mascot
V
Virgin - Ugliest girl in 4th grade
Viagra - Viagra Falls , a place you go for a
honeymoon
Varsity - Worlds best joint to eat chili dogs
Vapers - Gas or what yous get after eating
Varsity chili dogs
Varmint - Environment
Vitamin - Invite them in
W
Wrunt - Ruined
Web - What spiders weave
World Wide Web - A well traveled spider's web
Whore - See Hoer above
Warsh - Wash, as in he warshed the truk
War - Wire
Winder - What you look out of
Wrasslin - Wrestling
White milk - Milk
What'cha - What do you have, what'cha got in
that poke sack
Whut - What
X
X- The ways what a redneck makes hissen or
herren mark
X-ray - How they see in your pocket at the
airport
Y
Yankee - 1 the enemy 2 sumone what lives in
the north 3 Ignert
Yeller - Yellow
Y'all - You all
Y'alls - Plural of y'all
Youse - Yours
Yale - Holler or yell
Yonder - A place, as in lets go over yonder
Y'heah - You here
Yurp - Europe
Yup - You up?
Yewsten - Houston, Texas
Z
Theys ain't no word what starts
with a Z, be a useless lettre