Flash Bang, Boom; Its Over in a Flash, Bang

Well it finally come down to the time to go our get off the pot. Vic the SEAL whispers to Bubba that he is now on the hunt and with them he vanishes into the dark without a sound.

He finds two guards out tonight. One is down on the dock with his M16 leaning on a rail and smoking a cigarette, smoking on guard duty? Easy take out when the time a comes. The next "guard" is sitting in the bar drinking a beer, drinking on duty? Strike two.

Vic the SEAL comes up on the drinking guard and puts a choke hold on him as quiet as a church mouse and puts him unconscious in a heartbeat without any noise. He then cuffs the bad dude and puts duck tape over his mouth. One down, five to go. He then sneaks down to the dock and comes up behind bad dude number 2 and does sum kinda kung foo thing on his head and he is down like a sack of taters. Vic the SEAL then cuffs and duck tapes bad dude 2. Two down, 4 to go now. Piece of cake so far.

Bubba finds bad dude number 3 asleep and snoring loudly in a hammock. Bubba takes great pleasure in using the sap Vic the SEAL gived him on bad dude number 3. Out like a light. Bubba be proud of hisself. He cuffs the bad dude and just for fun swats him in the noggin again with the sap and then duck tapes his mouth reel tight. Bubba didn't want to disappoint Vic the SEAL. 3 down 3 to go.

The simple plan starts to deteriorate from here on. Bad dude number 4 wakes up and calls for the guard bad dudes. When he gets no answer he grabs his M16 and awakens bad dude 5 an 6. Each of them come a running with theys M16s in theys underbritches. The bad dudes see one of theys buddies a laying on the ground cuffed and taped. Its well past sunup by now. And they come a running toward theys fallen compatriot. This scares Bubba and he looses fire discipline and lets go a few 12 guage rounds at the bad dudes. He was out of range to do anything but sting theys hide and they in turn lay down a stream of .223 bullets from the M16 in the direction of Bubba. Thank God Bubba done went to ground and didn't get shot up by the burst of bullets.

Whilst the 3 bad dudes was a chasing after Bubba, Vic the SEAL snuk up and put some kinda death grip, just like ole Spock done on Star Trek, on one more bad dude, he was out like a light. Bad dude number 5 got scart and went a running to the dock to try to get awayon one of the boats. It was Clem's turn to reach up from under the dock and tackle the bad guy, then he was on him like a mother in law and ruffed and cuffed him. Bad guy 6 had a bead on Vic the SEAL when bubba hurled a coconut at him and hit him plum in the noggin and dropped him like a sack of flour. Vic the SEAL a pounced on him and cuffed him and taped his mouth shut.

Bubba went and freed the girls whilst Clem freed the staff and other guests.

Talk about two happy ladies... Bubba gets the bestest hug and kisses he ever done had. The gals say that was not hurt but scart to death. Bubba and his gang is theys heroes fer life, fer sure.

Few and Homer land theys boats at the dock and a regular reunion is had. The gals is introduced to Few and the Sorysota, FL scuba man. The manager of Turneffe Island Lodge is so thankful and a reel pretty lady from therys office back in Jawja is there too and she is reel 'cited to be free and says she will take Bubba and Clem out on the town back home in Jawja, she got a reel cute name - Cat.

Homer discusses with the gang what to do with the bad guys they captured. Should they turn them over to the Belize authorities? Take em back to the US? Let em go? Or....?

TO BE CONTINUED