Learning them Texas Girls to Dive, 2

Bubba is up a 0 dark thirty in anticipation of taking them lovely Texas womens scuber diving today. He showers and goes for a run with Phillip down on the airplane landing strip. They run for 5 miles before breakfast.

Bubba takes him another shower and splashes on smellum and him and Clem meet the Texas ladies at the eating room for breakfast. They all have French toast and reel crispy bacon. The table talk is on the dive this morning.

They load up on the dive boat with 8 other folks who is just going divn. Barry and Phillip is the Divemasters and Gary is the captain. Bubba does a masterful job of briefing the dive and telling the gals what theys gonna be doing. Clem will be his assistant for these dives.

They are gonna do a dive in 30 feet of water for the first dive. Bubba lets the certified divers get in the warter first. Sum of them other folks is from New Jerk City and is complaining about the dumb hicks from Georgia and the pretty ladies from Texas. Clem has to remind Bubba that that is just the way most yankees is and not to take offence and try to kill one or two of them.

Theys do a giant stride entry into the water and all descend together. Once they settle on a sandy spot of the bottom, Bubba commences to evaluate theys skills. The girls be darn near perfect, theys skills be better than the hot shot yankees from New Jerk City. After the skills portion, they swim around and look at critters and just have fun. Back up on the boat after one and one half hours, Barry comes over and tells the girls that they are great divers, already better than most divers he sees at walker's.

Gary moves the boat to another shaller reef and they do theys second open water dive with no problems at all. After this here dive, Gary heads the boat back to the marina at Walker's Cay. Standing on the dock is a distinguished man waiting for the boat.

The girls jump ashore and hug their daddy, the billionaire Texas oil man, Homer Ewing. The girls introduce him to everybody. Homer says to the group to go clean up and meet him for lunch in 45 minutes.

Bubba and Clem gets to the lunch eating place before the girls and finds theys daddy already sitting at a table. Homer thanks Bubba for saving the girls and tells him he has a bidness proposition for him. Bubba is a listening. Homer offers him a job as head of security for his oil company. The job will pay $234,000 and includes a new car and membership in the country club and other fringe benefits and bonuses making the job worth $431,000 a year. Bubba is plum amazed but says he will have to think on it. Along comes the girls and everybody orders lunch and they eat and talk about just about everything. Bubba and Clem take a shine to Homer. Phillip has promised to take Bubba lobstering this afternoon over near Grand Cay, where he lives, so Bubba excuses hisself and heads off to meet Philip. Homer and Clem go Marlin fishing and the girls take it easy up by the cement pond. Theys a sunning in them skimpy bathing suits and trying to keep the rude yankee men away from them. Thelma Rae has gotted herself a black belt in Karate so she ain't worried about the loud mouthed yankees.

Later theys all meet at the eating place and have em a special lobster supper. Bubba and Phillip caughted 10 reel big ones. Homer is flying out on his Cessna 310 airplane early in the morning, so he 'scuses hisself and goes to bed early. Bubba and Clem and the gals take a long walk down on the landing place... Its reel late when theys get back to the hotel.

TO BE CONTINUED