Lights, Action, SEAL and Rednecks to the Rescue

A beautiful bright morning awaits our band of merry men at the Ft. Street Guest House. Over a wonderful homemade breakfast, Vic the SEAL outlines the plan of action.

Few Parkey is to take the boat, the little one, about 2 miles off Turneffe Island and while motoring alone at speed, Vic and Bubba is to roll off the side and descend and swim to the island. This is to take place about 2200 hours tonight. Poor Bubba has a hard time tellin time with a real watch and now Vic adds this military time stuff. Theys to come ashore in the wee hours of tomorrow morning about 0 dark 45 and take to ground and wait till first light. During this time Vic the SEAL is gonna take out 4 of the 6 bad guys. Vic will have an MP5-SD and a Sig as well as the flash bang grenades, Bubba will have a shotgun and a Sig. Bubba don't even axe him how hes gonna take em out or for that matter what "take em out" even means.. Its what SEALs do bestest.

The half past early, Homer will drive the big dive boat to an area off Turneffe Island and Clem and the man from Sorysota will enter the warter as if theys just going divn fer fun. Homer will lower the waterproof bag with theys weapons. Clem will have a MP5-SD and a Sig and the Sorysota, FL, scuba man will have a shotgun and a Sig. Homer on the boat will has a MP5-SD and a shotgun too. Clem and the Sorysota, FL, scuba man will swim to the dock and stay under the dock and back up Vic the SEAL if the bad guys win or try to sneak off.

Once the action is over, Bubba is to free the girls and Clem to release the resort peoples. And it will be over with a happy ending. So why is Clem so worried?

Theys all a dressed in jet-black clothes and Vic the SEAL will paint theys faces for them. Bubba thinks this would be way fun if it twernt fer the seriousness of the situation and that folks lives were in danger, encluding his.

At first light, Vic the SEAL will then neutralize the remaining 2 boggys. Don't nobody axe Vic how or nuting, the look in his face says don't mess with me. Bubba sees a don't mess with Texas look in Homer's face too. He looks in a mirrer and sees a reel scart look in hissen face.

No mention of what Vic the SEAL or any of the others will be paid by Homer is made by anyone. Bubba and Clem don't won't nuthing for heping theys lady friends.

Time comes for Few Parkey to transport Vic the SEAL and the Bubba out to theys destiny at Turneffe Island. All is quiet on the run to Turneffe. Once in the proper position, Vic the SEAL and Bubba roll off into the darkness. Fortunately the night is without moonlight. Then Few gets on the VHF radio and calls Ft. Street Guest House and lets them know is a running late and he is off Turneffe Island. This is a smoke screen in case the bad dudes be a listening to radio traffic and wonder what the boat is doing at night out there. Bubba just loves the name of Few's boat, the Yo Momma.

Back at Ft. Street, Clem says to the Sorysota, FL, scuba man, bet you thought you were going to Belize to relax and help Few and Teresa with theys web thing, not get in the middle of a private war. He replies its just another day down in the banana republic.

Early the next morning, Clem, Sorysota, FL scuba man and Homer head out in the big dive boat ready for whatever happens, these men are determined not to fail the girls.

As the boat anchors off Turneffe Island, Clem and his pal do a Gianter Stride off the dive platform ready for a fun dive. They retrieve the waterproof poke sack with theys weapons and swim underwater to the dock. They will make no bubbles since theys using a couple of Few's Drager rebreather units. No bubbles, no troubles. Vic the SEAL and Bubba used regular scuber units since they didn't need to watch bubbles. Clem has in the back of his mind a new T-shirt design - a picture of Bubba and Clem crawling up on a swampy beach dressed in black wet suits and black face paint using the Drager units and a carrying MP5-SDs with the caption saying "No Bubbles, No Troubles". How can he think of this when he has done made his wet suit wetter with fear?

TO BE CONTINUED