Red Neck Medical Terms

Benign

What you be after you be eight.

Artery

The study of paintings.

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria.

Barium

What doctors do when patients die

Cesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome

Catscan

Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize

Made eye contact with her

Colic

A sheep dog.

Coma

A punctuation mark

D & C

Where Washington is.

Dilate

To live long.

Enema

Not a friend

Fester

Quicker than someone else.

Fibula

A small lie

Genital

Non-Jewish person.

G. I. Series

World Series of military baseball

Hangnail

What you hang your coat on

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane

Morbid

A higher office than I bid.

Nitrates

Cheaper than day rates.

Node

I knew it

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Pap Smear

A fatherhood test

Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

Damn near killed him

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman emperor

Tablet

A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport

Tumor

More than one

Urine

Opposite of you're out

Varicose

Near by/close by