You might still be a Yankee ifin ....

You don't know kudzu from kung fu

You enjoy living in filth

The only kind of grass you've seen is the kind you smoke.

You prefer Bruce Springsteen to Bocephus.

The thought of eating scrapple doesn't turn your stomach.

You talk real fast and charm real slow.

You think smog is a sky color.

You think all cars are yellow and have a light on top.

You think barbecue is a verb, not a noun.

Your momma spends more time in hockey locker rooms than your father's
bedroom.

You think okra is a talk show host.

You can be surrounded bye crime and "didn't see a thing!!"

You didn't know chickens layed eggs and cows produced milk.

You waste large amounts of money on a date, when all you had to do was ask.

You think Skoal is a form of punishment.