Redneck Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was

enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the

husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him

that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more

children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a

vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb

(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can,

then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian

said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't

see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is

going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The

Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure

for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This

doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb,

light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to

10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man

went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held

the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at

which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and

resumed counting on his other hand...