Bubba done founded hisself sum good reeding on the internet. He twere a searching with one of them funny named searching motors and commed across a place called Explorer Forum whats got heeps of good thangs about the Fod Splorer.
Bubba pulls the rocking chair up to hissens computer, takes a big pull on a bottle of RC Coke Coler and commences to reeding.
First thang Bubba wants to do is make his Splorer shin like a new penny. He done took a trip down to the K Mart to check out all the shinning stuff, then a drive over to the Pep Boys to look sum mo. All the shining thangs confused ole Bubba ( imagine that ).
Well ole Bubba takes hisself another draw on the RC Coke Coler and reeds more about shinning on that neat web place. A whole bunch of the fellers what rite there is a yapping bout some magic stuff called Zaino Brothers. Bubba scratches his noggin wondering if he was reeding about some circus act or shinning stuff. Accorden to the fellers, that Zaino stuff is a neat as sliced bread.
Bubba picks up the telephone and rangs up them Zaino Brothers and axes them sum questions about theys stuff. Bubba ends up ordering a whole bunch of things what start with a Z. Onlyst thing what bothers him is that they up in New Jerksey and must be a pack of yankees. Oh well, if they can shina a truk, theys can't be bad fellers and they was reel nice on the phone.
Bubba is as anxious as a poodle trying to pass a peach seed awaiting the Brown Santa truck what is fetching the shining stuff. Now ole Bubba don't too much shine to working up a sweat so he gonna hire sum youngens to do the shining. He knowed some fellers what go to college over at the North Avenue Trade School ( called Georgia Tech by most non Bulldawg fans ) and ain't got rich mommies that need moneys. Bubba hired them 2 fellers and he said he would give em a hundred doller bill if the done a good job shining the truck.
Bubba pulls up a reclining lawn chair and watched them boys commence to shining the Splorer. Bubba is a giving them instructions he got from them Zaino fellers on whaich Z stuff to use first.
Well to make a long yarn short ( thank God ), the fellers done used all the Z stuff in its proper order and theys tell Bubba theys done. Bubba been long asleep in that reclining chair. Bubba ambles over to the truck and is plum amazed at what he seed. That Splorer is a gleeming. Bubba ain't see nuthing shine like that since he went to a custom car show a few years back.
Them boys be so empressed that theys gonna come back tomorrow to put on a second coat of Z2 after a suirt of Z6.
He pays the lads and calls Clem up and tells him to come outside he is branging his truck over fer him to see. Clem just can't believe the shine that Explorer has got on it. It looks like the paint is wet and a foot thick. This calls for a road trip... well a trip down to the Varsity for a dozen of them greasy chili dawgs pilled high with onions and a couple PC's ( yankees probably got no clue what theys talking about so take a lookie at the Varsity web place ).
There is a police feller working the traffic at the Varsity and he tells Bubba that's the shinest truck he ever did see. Several bidness men in theys 3 piece suits looken all important even stop to take a look. Bubba wonders when the gals gonna notice his shiney truck?
Bubba is now a shine expert, before this Zaino stuff, the onlyst shine Bubba knowed of was what his grandpa used to make in the woods down in Coweta County.
TO BE CONTINUED